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| Barbara Wheeler
IP: 69.19.14.33 10/15/2006 21:09:34 |
 Subject: Forgive me but I just had to!Message: A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "Handywoman," and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money."Your finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." |
| Hol IP: 68.38.136.222 10/15/2006 21:39:20 | RE: Forgive me but I just had to! Message: Hey, I'm blonde. Nothing personal though. Good one! |
| Moi IP: 66.215.185.202 10/15/2006 22:36:02 | RE: Forgive me but I just had to! Message: This is one I heard a long time ago... A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed". She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked,...... "Wow that is really sad, how many is a Brazilian?" |
| Lorrainr IP: 142.179.227.254 10/16/2006 10:40:35 | RE: Forgive me but I just had to! Message: Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a Double-Decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered... YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER! |
| Barbara Wheeler IP: 69.19.14.20 10/16/2006 11:19:54 | RE: Forgive me but I just had to! Message: I was white blonde in my youth. It is now back to a platinum shade of gray and still a taste of red highlights. My hubby must be about blind now cause he thinks I am going back totally blonde. Or may be he is indicating the fact that my senior moments remind him how blonde I really am! So blonde jokes are all still very amusing to me. Sorry if they offend anyone. Just all in good fun girls. |
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