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Barbara Wheeler
IP: 69.19.14.32
9/13/2006 18:04:09 |
Subject: This is too good not to post!
Message: AOL Email
Subject: Re: Al-Gebra Attack
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule and a
calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez
said.
"They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like
'x'and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined
they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with
coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to
every triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "This
dangerous teacher is using methods and tools that are clearly against American
values.
If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He
would have given us more fingers and toes."
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Moi
IP: 66.215.185.202
9/15/2006 00:30:11 | RE: This is too good not to post!
Message: There's too much truth to what you posted. LOL
That is why I homeschool! :)
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