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| Barbara Wheeler
IP: 69.19.14.32 9/13/2006 18:04:09 |
 Subject: This is too good not to post!Message: AOL Email Subject: Re: Al-Gebra Attack A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x'and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "This dangerous teacher is using methods and tools that are clearly against American values. If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." |
| Moi IP: 66.215.185.202 9/15/2006 00:30:11 |  RE: This is too good not to post!Message: There's too much truth to what you posted. LOL That is why I homeschool! :) |
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