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| Barbara Wheeler
IP: 69.19.14.36 9/06/2006 10:36:28 |
 Subject: IDIOT SIGHTINGS!Message: Had to share this with you all.....please feel free to post any idiot sightings you wish to share....lol IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS. STAY ALERT! They walk among us ... AND ..... They REPRODUCE! |
| Barbara Wheeler IP: 66.82.9.81 9/06/2006 15:11:11 |  RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS!Message: Can't help it girls....These things just get dropped on my email doorstep, and I HAVE TO SHARE! Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gun shot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. |
| Hol IP: 68.38.136.222 9/06/2006 20:42:55 | RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS! Message: I heard this second IDIOT SIGHTING that you posted, Barbara, and it still made laugh though. People can be so dumb, huh? It's like "stupid things robbers do!" |
| Barbara Wheeler IP: 69.19.14.25 9/07/2006 06:24:30 | RE: IDIOT SIGHTINGS! Message: I have heard those stupid things robbers do on the news in Atlanta and I have just about busted a gut on every occasion..... You're right! DUMB! If they would only use just one ounce of common sense! But cha' gotta admit it keeps us smiling, so I guess all in all, if they gotta be that stupid* then we might as well get our kicks from the sidelines. |
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