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Barbara Wheeler
IP: 66.82.9.89
1/03/2006
12:54:33 |
 Subject: We Interrupt our regular schedule with !@#$%^&*(
Message:
Ten Thoughts to Ponder:
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky..... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in the world, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration?
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Kylie56
IP: 12.40.199.2
1/03/2006
14:05:26 |  RE: We Interrupt our regular schedule with !@#$%^&*(
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Too funny, Barbara! Thanks for today's smile!
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debodel
IP: 72.15.74.191
1/03/2006
15:44:17 | RE: We Interrupt our regular schedule with !@#$%^&*(
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Thanks for the laugh. I had heard a variation of the Number 1 thought - it went something like this -
We can track down one cow with mad cow disease among the millions and millions of cows in the world, but we have no clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should issue one cow to each illegal immigrant and/or terrorist!!
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barbintx
IP: 24.1.162.133
1/03/2006
18:19:47 | RE: We Interrupt our regular schedule with !@#$%^&*(
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Barb,
Thanks for making me laugh. Can always use a good laugh.
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Lynnie
IP: 69.207.171.31
1/03/2006
19:51:23 | RE: We Interrupt our regular schedule with !@#$%^&*(
Message:
snicker...snicker....snort
Good batch, Barb! Loved it.
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